Thread - Stop messaging my boyfriend, scumbag!
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KneeSocksFetishRox [cm] +3 karma6 days ago
Stop messaging my boyfriend, scumbag!
shtuff83 +4 karma6 days ago
I could have replied something like ok, little miss 32C and chanced getting your bra size right, causing him to get so paranoid that he comes to England to punch me, but when he gets here he falls in love with me and I'd be all like dude, you got sweet hair and everything but you've also got a penis, ultimately leaving you both feeling dejected. I'd hate to ruin your relationship though, you guys are cute together
Yourleastfavorite [m] +2 karma6 days ago
I feel weird after reading that.
shtuff83 +2 karma6 days ago
Chuckle
Why, did I get the size right?
Yourleastfavorite [m] +2 karma6 days ago
Hardly. C? Lmao
shtuff83 +2 karma6 days ago
Dude, I don't wanna get punched!
stupid_just_stupid +2 karma6 days ago
barely a B
KneeSocksFetishRox [cm] +2 karma6 days ago
You wouldn't know
AddedWhy are we talking about my boobs?? Enough of that
AddedI blame you Dave
shtuff83 +2 karma6 days ago
Excited (Cage)
I'll accept responsibility for tit discussion, no matter how small they may be
stupid_just_stupid +1 karma6 days ago
You think I wouldn't.
KneeSocksFetishRox [cm] 0 karma6 days ago
I know you wouldn't
stupid_just_stupid +1 karma6 days ago
You under estimate me. I'm saddened now.
KneeSocksFetishRox [cm] +1 karma6 days ago
Don't take it personally. I don't expect much from anyone here
Yourleastfavorite [m] +2 karma6 days ago
I get to touch her boobs
stupid_just_stupid +1 karma6 days ago
You need to read the bible more often, you heathen.