Thread - Stop messaging my boyfriend, scumbag!
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KneeSocksFetishRox [cm] +3 karmaOctober 2017
Stop messaging my boyfriend, scumbag!
shtuff83 +4 karmaOctober 2017
I could have replied something like ok, little miss 32C and chanced getting your bra size right, causing him to get so paranoid that he comes to England to punch me, but when he gets here he falls in love with me and I'd be all like dude, you got sweet hair and everything but you've also got a penis, ultimately leaving you both feeling dejected. I'd hate to ruin your relationship though, you guys are cute together
Yourleastfavorite [m] +2 karmaOctober 2017
I feel weird after reading that.
shtuff83 +2 karmaOctober 2017
Chuckle
Why, did I get the size right?
Yourleastfavorite [m] +2 karmaOctober 2017
Hardly. C? Lmao
shtuff83 +2 karmaOctober 2017
Dude, I don't wanna get punched!
stupid_just_stupid +2 karmaOctober 2017
barely a B
KneeSocksFetishRox [cm] +2 karmaOctober 2017
You wouldn't know
AddedWhy are we talking about my boobs?? Enough of that
AddedI blame you Dave
shtuff83 +2 karmaOctober 2017
Excited (Cage)
I'll accept responsibility for tit discussion, no matter how small they may be
stupid_just_stupid +1 karmaOctober 2017
You think I wouldn't.
KneeSocksFetishRox [cm] 0 karmaOctober 2017
I know you wouldn't
stupid_just_stupid +1 karmaOctober 2017
You under estimate me. I'm saddened now.
KneeSocksFetishRox [cm] +1 karmaOctober 2017
Don't take it personally. I don't expect much from anyone here
Yourleastfavorite [m] +2 karmaOctober 2017
I get to touch her boobs
stupid_just_stupid +1 karmaOctober 2017
You need to read the bible more often, you heathen.